for Stratford: covered by glands Westfield woke in a terrible sweat
for West Ham: you are a good home but you are not as glandy as Stratford's Westfield
you are more like Barking
for Canning Town: new settlements were often built using cat litter
Canning Town was no exception
for North Greenwich: 1000s of children were lucky enough to visit her Millennium Dome
which contained a large measuring
tape made out of rubber
for Canary Wharf: cosy studio apartment on the trendy Jubilee Line and DLR
High ceilings cover an open plan kitchenette
for Canada Water: life at high-speed is rather sickening and it makes my bum clench
for Bermondsey: greasy little Savile burger not forgotten or digested
for London Bridge: a highly regarded experience
She carries her hair in leather handbags and enjoys a paella
for Southwark: druids, doctors and cunning men are all unable to bottle you
for Waterloo: the most beautiful sunset is to be found in Zadar, Croatia